Waiting in the drop-off line at school:
"Mom, when will I be little again so we can go back to the hospital so I can be born?"
"You won't be little like that again. You're already born and once you're born, that's it."
"But I want to be little so we can go to the hospital so I can be born."
He points the two boys getting out of the car in front of us and says, "Like them. They're twins."