I went to the ATM the other day and Noah asked what I was doing. I told him I was getting money. He asked, "To make stuff work?"
"No, to pay for something."
"But money makes stuff work."
"No. Not really. Money doesn't make stuff work. You use money to buy stuff."
"But money is power and power makes stuff work."
"Well, yes - technically, you're right. Where did you hear that? Who told you that?"
"Nobody. I just figured it out all by myself."
Hopefully we aren't raising the next Bernard Madoff.